Disastrous teen vampire comedy not even fun for train wreck enthusiasts.
Do not watch this message-heavy Lifetime movie about teenage motherhood without a full bottle of Maalox nearby.
Painfully creaky and incoherent.
Painfully mannered critique of late-1980s yuppiedom, in which Nicolas Cage famously eats a bug, is a trial to watch.
A couple of minor laughs can’t make this unpleasant teen comedy watchable.